I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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