i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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