I am puke
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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