so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
