Banned from zoo.
Again?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
