arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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