Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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