Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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