i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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