had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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