haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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