I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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