the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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