awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Come on in and take your pants off
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