it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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