She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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