she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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