What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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