im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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