We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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