this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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