Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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