...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Small penises have feelings too.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
