i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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