I like my sex mixed with concussions.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
this boner is exhausting
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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