I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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