mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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