four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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