my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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