i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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