god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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