never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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