Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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