I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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