i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
