I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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