how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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