i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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