I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He keeps bees of course he's weird
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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