Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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