nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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