Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think I sprained my soul last night
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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