Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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