The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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