i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
operation harelip BJ is a go
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My ass is underappreciated
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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