Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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