My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Buhtt sex?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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