i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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