he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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