Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think I died a long time ago.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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