My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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