This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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