You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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